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Friday, July 17

It's a girl thing.

I, for once in a long time, was not having a stressful week. How unusual
that without stress, I still felt like I needed something. I needed a "fix".

So on Wednesday, mid-morning, I visited one of my favorite websites,
If you have never paid a visit to this "Heaven.On.The.Internet",
you are a girl,
you like a great deal,
and you like immediate satisfaction,
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SURFING??????

And while the mall is lovely,
this Online Utopia is without
kids
strollers
begging
crying
grumpy faces
bargaining items such as bought cookies, toys and the like.

It is just you, your laptop and pages upon pages of
Sheer Nirvana.

SHOES AND HANDBAGS, PEOPLE.
Shoes and Handbags.
You feel me, girls????
Well look-ie here. On my doorstep....
yah - THE NEXT DAY!!
Oh yeah, baby.

Hmmm......wonder what is in here???

Yes Denise. Yes it is. A Big Buddha Bag.

Oh.....hee hee....it's in Purple!!!!!
FAB.ulous. Purple and Big and Buddha-ful!!!! Nice.

Wait, there's more.......SHOES.

BIG
ASS
TALL
SHOES.

To make my short ass a little taller.
So tell me why.
Why is this WAYYY better than a big, ooey, gooey, hot fudge sundae??
OH.
That's right. The shoes don't hang off my thighs in ripples......

4 comments:

LaAna said...

LOL!!! Love those and I'm SOOOO gonna check that site out NOW!

Liz said...

AWESOME!
I feel your happiness!

Denise said...

I LOVE the big purple buddah bag! You are awesome and it is a GIRL thing!! XO

Kim said...

Nice selections....

Feel free to send me whatever purse you're replacing with that gorgeous purple one. I'm getting bored with the one I stole from you last time we were out there!!