It's a girl thing.

I, for once in a long time, was not having a stressful week. How unusual

that without stress, I still felt like I needed something. I needed a "fix".

So on Wednesday, mid-morning, I visited one of my favorite websites,

Endless.com .

If you have never paid a visit to this "Heaven.On.The.Internet",

you are a girl,

you like a great deal,

and you like immediate satisfaction,

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SURFING??????

And while the mall is lovely,

this Online Utopia is without

kids

strollers

begging

crying

grumpy faces

bargaining items such as bought cookies, toys and the like.

It is just you, your laptop and pages upon pages of

Sheer Nirvana.

SHOES AND HANDBAGS, PEOPLE.

Shoes and Handbags.

You feel me, girls????

Well look-ie here. On my doorstep....

yah - THE NEXT DAY!!
Oh yeah, baby.

Hmmm......wonder what is in here???

Yes Denise. Yes it is. A Big Buddha Bag.

Oh.....hee hee....it's in Purple!!!!!

FAB.ulous. Purple and Big and Buddha-ful!!!! Nice.

Wait, there's more.......SHOES.

BIG

ASS

TALL

SHOES.

To make my short ass a little taller.

So tell me why.

Why is this WAYYY better than a big, ooey, gooey, hot fudge sundae??

OH.

That's right. The shoes don't hang off my thighs in ripples......