You're Welcome, Bill

No need to thank me for just being me.

A great wife.

A loving mother.

Good friend.

No need to thank me for all the things I do

for you, just because I love you.

Like turn your dirty socks the right

way before I wash them.

Put all your shoes away that you leave

downstairs.

Plug back in my laptop after you've used it

all night and drained the battery.

so on and so forth

No need to thank me for getting tonight all in order

so that you and I may enjoy an

its about friggin time

evening out without the kids at this restaurant:

DOS CAMINOS at The Palazzo

Just thank me for the simple fact that

before we dine on this tonight:

I made the choice not to have this:

for lunch today.

That would have been
GAS-TLY

I mean,
GHASTLY
of me.