It was more like this.
One day while I was at Dillards buying the boys some shirts, I noticed a sign up sheet that was for volunteers for kids for modeling. So for sh*ts and giggles, I decided to sign up Connor
without asking him first . So we went in last Monday and were told to pick out an outfit to wear. We picked out a slim fitting, cool "rocker T" and a pair of cargo shorts for him.
The modeling was to take place on Saturday the 23rd.
We arrived at 12:30 per instruction
TO THE MOST INSANE CRAZY FRICKIN NIGHTMARE
and I mean - ever.
Apparently I was the only one that signed my kid up for sh*ts and giggles.
'CAUSE EVERYONE THERE THOUGHT THEIR KID WAS A SUPERMODEL.
IT'S DILLARDS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
You would have thought that the Ford Modeling Agent was there scoping out the next "Gap Kid". I never saw so much makeup on 6 to 10 year old girls.
So finally all the kids got dressed up in the outfits they had chosen.
Connor's was the only one that I would ever allow my kid to wear. The clothes that their parents allowed them to pick out - Holy crap.
Here is my guy. (Sorry no photoshopping...)