Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Good thing this was written because it so holds true.
Yesterday was our 16th wedding anniversary.
Bill - "Did you buy me a card?"
Me - "No, uhhh, did you buy me one?"
Bill - "No, I just wanted to make sure you didn't buy me one, because then I'd go out and get you one."
Me - "Nope, didn't get you one."
Bill - "Well I could always go in the drawer where all the other anniversary cards are that I bought for you and didn't sign or give to you, to get you one if you want."
Me - "No, that's ok. Love you baby. Happy Anniversary."
Bill - "Happy Anniversary."
So in all seriousness:
I love you Bill. Even when I don't
I love you wholly and completely.
And I love you more than chocolate pudding.